2. It's invansion of the tampons !! There's one lying in every nook and cranny of the house.
3. You couldn't find a bar of soap to save your life. It's all about vanilla exfoliating shower gels and honey suckle bubble bath.
4. For that matter, your bathroom shower looks like a bath and body works store.
5. You own flannel pajamas in every color of the rainbow. And you sleep in them regularly.
6. Your television is programmed to only three channels : Lifetime Movie network, HGTV, and Martha Stewart Living.
7. You can actually take a shower without the bathroom smelling like poop.
8. And, there are not boogers stuck to the shower walls. Come on now girls, you know what I am talking about ....what is it with men blowing their nose in the shower !!!! Hideous I tell you ...just hideous!!
9. You don't have to worry about falling in the toilet because the seat is always up.
10. The toilet seat is actually white. Not yellow pee stained.
11. Your dog's name is Sugar. And he is a MALE.
12. You go to a football game and ask the person next to you 'What inning is this?' and you yell 'TOUCH DOWN BABY!!!!!' at a baseball game.
13. Your bedroom looks like something out of a Martha Stewart magazine.
14. Friday nights consists of flannel pajamas (refer to point #5), a Bette Midler movie marathon, and tackling a carton of bon bons, singlehandedly.
15. Your best friend is a gay man.
16. And he is #1 on your speed dial.
17. Your lawn boy's night job is a Chippendale Dancer....cause you KNOW your husband would never go for that. LOL !
18. And you coincidently seem to always be sun bathing in your itsy witsy teeny tiny poka dot bikini when he comes to mow the lawn. How ironic !
19. Your favorite sport is ice skating.
20.Your cd changer consists of Celine Dion, Barbara Streisand, and Tina Turner.
21. Your movie collection consists of Flashdance, Somewhere In Time, The Way We Were, An Affair to Remember, and other fabulous mushy chic flicks!
22. Your sofa is leopard print.
23. Your house is three different shades of pink. Fushia. Salmon. and Persian Rose.
24. Your pillow and sheets always smell of Lavendar linen spray.
25. Every door handle in the house is used for a bra hanger.
26. Your license plate reads :
